But now that I think about it, I wasn’t a “Facebook guy” because I found it artificial, or fake, or lame. I just wasn’t very good at it. I had hundred or so IRL friends on Facebook, but thousands of Twitter followers. I liked my Twitter “alt” better because it had better stats. I’m better at saying something funny on Twitter five times a day than taking the time to wish my sister-in-law happy birthday, as if I care more about a few retweets than bonding with the mother of my adorable niece and nephew.